Why God never received a PhD:
1. God had only one major publication.
2. It was in old lanaguage
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt that God wrote it.
6. It may be true that God created the world, but what has the Creator done since then?
7. God's cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God's results.
9. God never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry God tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
11. God rarely came to class and just told students to read the book.
12. Some say God's son had tought the class instead.
13. God expelled the few students for not learning.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of God's students failed the tests.
15. God's office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
16. No record of working well with colleagues.