Friday, February 13, 2009

Think how people goes in this age?

How do these people survive?




Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could

have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the

counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was

the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets




I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the

lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that

they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they

wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked

up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan

it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this

is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that

today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no

clue to what had just happened.




A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive

and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,

she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit

card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."




I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you

need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the

battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you

think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery

to fit this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote

thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key

and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there

and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."




Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day

she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of

typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary

told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of

paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.




I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was

towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair

and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked

the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the

"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.




My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office

of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems

with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the

branch banks who had this question: "I've

got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire





Police in Radnor , Pa , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his

head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's

lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each

time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie

detector" was working, the suspect confessed.




A mother calls 911 very worried, asking the dispatcher if she needs to

take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher

tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine, the mother

says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to

emergency room!

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