Very Apt, Another good one!
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room chatting about
things and......life... and... then, we talked about living and dying.
I said to her: ' Darling, If ever I end up in a vegetative state when you
are alive, please never let me go on like that.....totally dependent
on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I
want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me
alive. I'd much rather die'.
Up went my wife from the sofa, with this real look of admiration
towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish,
the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, the Blackberry and the Xbox, and
then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
It seemed to work..I nearly died!